Archive for the ‘80s’ Category

I first heard the news on Thursday, while high on a cocktail of hot chocolate, espresso and drugs due to a particularly violent strain of man-flu.

I was morally outraged, maybe I should start some sort of petition on change.org. I should definitely get the anger out somehow, possibly a strongly worded letter to someone in charge of stuff. The news that Tom Cruise was set to play Connor MacLeod in a remake of the original Highlander came like a bolt from the blue. These things always do, on Thursday afternoons when you least expect them, when you think you might have made it through the working week pretty much unscathed, you can see the light at the end of the tunnel and you’re officially celebrating Friday Eve.
I was angry, maybe because I love the original so much, with its thunderous soundtrack, epic cinematography and general darkness or maybe because I love it for its questionable accents, plot holes and now archaic special effects.

The only actual Scottish accent in the film belongs to Sean Connery, and he’s playing an Egyptian, who for some reason has a Spanish name – yes, I know James Cosmo’s is real but he’s technically part of the set owing to an ancient bylaw that means he must appear in every film shot in the country* I would say that he’s a home grown Kevin Bacon, but think it might actually be the other way round – The special effects look like they’ve been drawn on in places – maybe they have, I know nothing about special effects to be honest – and why doesn’t the Kurgan just execute everyone who tries to push him away from a young MacLeod in the first battle scene?

I was angry too because Cruise is in everything, why couldn’t he keep his filthy paws of this bit of my childhood? Why was he forcing this remake for his own greedy ends?
Then I actually read the article. Turns out, as some will be screaming at me already, that he’s got nothing to do with the big childhood sellout, that he’s actually been asked to play Connery’s character and that I’m an uninformed reactionary.

I can kind of see the point in the casting. I mean, from a method point of view, Cruise has earned it merely my being around forever.
If they must do a remake then I suppose it’s not all bad. The Scottish film and tourist industry will benefit which is always a bonus.

I just hope they remember that Ryan Reynolds or Kevin McKidd – who are rumoured to be in the frame for the lead part – remember to throw in the odd questionable Scottish vowel as a tribute to Christopher Lambert’s original performance, that they throw in a healthy dose of Cosmo, and that they don’t try to do any product placement by shoehorning in a Porsche Boxster in place of the original Speedster or get One Direction to do the soundtrack.

* A by no means comprehensive list of Scottish productions the legendary Cosmo appears in:

Highlander
Braveheart
Trainspotting
The Adventures of Greyfriars Bobby
Taggart
Rebus
Roughnecks
Case Histories

And other cool stuff:

Troy
Sons of Anarchy
Game of Thrones

For a certain generation the name Glen A. Larson was part of the fabric of life during the formative years, something there in the background, noticed maybe only subconsciously but on a regular basis. If you’d have asked me until very recently I like to think I’d have been able to tell you he was a TV producer, most notably in the 70s and 80s but I definitely would’t have known the true extent of his reach.
Battlestar Galactica, Magnum PI and Kinght Rider were the three that stood out for me at the time and have stuck with me since. Growing up in the 80s on a sliver of land that jutted out into the Irish sea might sound idyllic when I think about it and I would probably buy a slice of that life if you were selling it to me now, but there wasn’t a lot of colour. The peace and quiet brought with it the risk of boredom and the need for a window on a world that offered more. The news seemed depressing even for someone still only just counting their age on the fingers of two hands; full of miner’s strikes and the cold war. I think I might even have wondered if the two were connected at the time. And yet there were brief interludes every few days, maybe only 44-45 minute respites punctuated by ad breaks that started and finished with a crude looking picture of the show in question.
For these time slots I would be transported from the cold farm house to the beaches of Hawaii, wherever Michael knight and his car ended up this week (he seemed to move around a bit, like a muscle car driving Littlest Hobo) or even deep space.
It’s impossible to work out the true ramifications of all that I saw but I’m fairly certain they are far reaching. I’m pretty sure I can blame my interest in cars on The Hoff’s talking Trans Am and Magnum’s Ferrari 308 (and later 328, see, I’m that much of a reject). I definitely have a moustache inferiority complex, thanks to the fine example sported by Selleck and I remember trying to research as much as I could on the Egyptians as it was suggested their ancestors had something to do with Galactica in the title sequence. I suspect I had a bit too much time on my hands then.
Even recently in my first crime novel, Snow Storm, the main character is seen watching a box set of the original series of Galactica. Like him, I never did feel the need to watch the new series, or those of Knight Rider, though unlike him, I’ve never actually gone back to the box sets, worried perhaps that they’ll lose something in the retelling. But that’s not the point. These shows were very much about escapism for me, and I can say for certain they opened up my imagination. I might not be doing what I am now were it not for Glen Larson and his epic productions and I am very grateful to him for that and all those hours of entertainment.
Later, as a student, I remember watching Quincy at lunch times. Indeed, I think the crime fighting pathologist may have been a student institution twenty years after his first airing, so maybe the reruns or the box set are worth a go.
In the mean time. Here are some title sequences to relive.